Chimeric Dream

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Archive for November, 2009

Hello Dolly!

It seems that Microsoft is pulling out all the stops now. In the video below, you see the latest in their attempt to halt the decline of Internet Explorer’s market share. In the video, Dolly Parton (yes, *that* Dolly Parton) praises Internet Explorer 8 for its webslices feature. She does this after a cliche remark about how little she knows when it comes to computers.

But I have to ask this: is she really the best choice for such an endorsement? Considering when Parton was in her peak years of popularity, I would say that the people most likely to care about her recommendations are exactly the people who have no idea what YouTube is. “U-Tube? Is that kind of like a pipe bent in half?” On top of that, how likely are they to care about webslices (the primary focus of the video) anyway?

To me, this endorsement says: “I have no idea what that interweb thing is, but Microsoft paid me to say Internet Explorer was great, so what the hell! So whether you’re a redneck, a retiree, or just lack them ‘computer skills’, give IE8 a try!”

Video after the break.
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How to Really Build a Web Page

I recently read an article on "How to REALLY Build a Web Page", and I was sorely disappointed. Although I tend to know the majority of what is covered in your average "beginner" article, I enjoy reading them to see others’ takes on the basic premises of web design and coding.

Unfortunately, that particular article left something to be desired. Therefore I wanted to write my own take on building a basic web page. This post will focus on the initial steps to build the HTML (and the steps you should take before writing your first line of code).
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