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		<title>The most useful text message&#8230; EVER.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 16:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have read through my archives (before last month, that wouldn&#8217;t have taken too long), you know that I get a kick when terrorists&#8217; plans go awry. On New Year&#8217;s Eve a suicide bomber was planning to blow herself up near Red Square in Moscow, Russia. Unfortunately for her, the cell phone she was [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have read through my archives (before last month, that wouldn&#8217;t have taken too long), you know that <a href="http://chimericdream.com/2010/01/08/premature-detonation/">I get a kick when terrorists&#8217; plans go awry</a>. On New Year&#8217;s Eve a suicide bomber was planning to blow herself up near Red Square in Moscow, Russia. Unfortunately for her, the cell phone she was planning to use as the detonator received a text from her wireless carrier wishing her a happy new year. This text set off the bomb, killing her and foiling her plan to kill innocent people.</p>
<p>All I have to say to that is &#8220;AWESOME&#8221;.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/01/sms-suicide-bomber/" class="external">Read the full article at Wired.</a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just read about a dozen or so terrorists who blew themselves up earlier than planned when their bus exploded before they got to their destination. I can&#8217;t help but feel giddy about such an event. It reminds me of Achmed the dead terrorist, a Jeff Dunham puppet. See the following video starting at about [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just read about a dozen or so terrorists who <a class="external" href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/01/06/afghan.terrorists.killed/index.html">blew themselves up</a> earlier than planned when their bus exploded before they got to their destination.  I can&#8217;t help but feel giddy about such an event.  It reminds me of Achmed the dead terrorist, a Jeff Dunham puppet.  See the following video starting at about 7:25 (or just watch the whole thing&#8230; it&#8217;s good).</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that Microsoft is pulling out all the stops now. In the video below, you see the latest in their attempt to halt the decline of Internet Explorer&#8217;s market share. In the video, Dolly Parton (yes, *that* Dolly Parton) praises Internet Explorer 8 for its webslices feature. She does this after a cliche remark [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems that Microsoft is pulling out all the stops now.  In the video below, you see the latest in their attempt to halt the decline of Internet Explorer&#8217;s market share.  In the video, Dolly Parton (yes, <a class="external" href="http://www.dollyparton.com/">*that* Dolly Parton</a>) praises Internet Explorer 8 for its webslices feature.  She does this after a cliche remark about how little she knows when it comes to computers.</p>
<p>But I have to ask this: is she really the best choice for such an endorsement?  Considering when Parton was in her peak years of popularity, I would say that the people most likely to care about her recommendations are exactly the people who have no idea what YouTube is.  &#8220;U-Tube?  Is that kind of like a pipe bent in half?&#8221;  On top of that, how likely are they to care about webslices (the primary focus of the video) anyway?</p>
<p>To me, this endorsement says: &#8220;I have no idea what that interweb thing is, but Microsoft paid me to say Internet Explorer was great, so what the hell! So whether you&#8217;re a redneck, a retiree, or just lack them &#8216;computer skills&#8217;, give IE8 a try!&#8221;</p>
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